Anyone who told Sarah Jessica Parker she looked good on Sunday's Academy Awards red carpet was straight up lying. Girl should know better than whatever this is.
The Sex & The City star wore a pale yellow potato sack by Chanel Couture, with silver embellishments around the neckline.
That hair, meanwhile, could not get any more inappropriately large.
Coincidentally, this week I stumbled upon a great website called Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like A Horse.
I have yet to confirm whether Vanessa is behind it.
Regardless, it's time we roll our eyes and say . . .
Oh Sarah Jessica Parker. You hot mess.