Saturday, November 28, 2009

Glee Going on 4 Month Hiatus; Gays Self-Induce 4 Month Coma

Glee Going on 4 Month Hiatus; Gays Self-Induce 4 Month Coma
Fox has sent out their 2009-2010 Midseason Schedule. And for the most part, it looks pretty standard: 89% of the programming being alotted to Seth McFarlane’s diarrhea, with the remaining 11 percent being doled out to Ryan Seacrest (fine by us). But one note took us completely by surprise: “GLEE” ROCKS ITS FALL FINALE [...]

GLEE CAST

Fox has sent out their 2009-2010 Midseason Schedule. And for the most part, it looks pretty standard: 89% of the programming being alotted to Seth McFarlane’s diarrhea, with the remaining 11 percent being doled out to Ryan Seacrest (fine by us). But one note took us completely by surprise:

“GLEE” ROCKS ITS FALL FINALE WEDNESDAY, DEC. 9
AND RETURNS WITH ALL-NEW EPISODES TUESDAY, APRIL 13

Sorry, what?

“GLEE” ROCKS ITS FALL FINALE WEDNESDAY, DE–

OK, we got it, we got it. But seriously… WTF is a Fall Finale? Did Glee suddenly get picked up by HBO? Fall finales? 9 year long hiatuses? When did Glee become The Sopranos over here?

I Googled the opposite of “Glee.” Do you know what I found?

“Depression, disappointment, dismay, melancholy, misery, pain, sorrow, trouble, unhappiness”

These are all words that will describe me from Dec 9 to April. What are gay men and the women that love them going to DO for 4 months?!?!

AMERICAN IDOL LOGO

Oh Thank God… Thank God.


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