Did you hear about Pope Benedict? Some woman attacked him and knocked him over. What kind of an idiot tries to knock over an old pope? She jumped over a barrier, like an idiot, ran towards and like the big idiot she is, she smacked into him.
Still, I shouldn't judge her, I'm no better. It was only last night I bashed a bishop.
He still did his work today but I can't wait till he's done and he can go home, relax and put on the TV. And that's when I hope he sees that advert that says, "Have you had an accident at work and it wasn't your fault?"
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